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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 05:33
Loons and Moons
Next, they tried...
Just Forget it!
What do men like to be given for their birthday?
No go.
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Then came..
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Thousands of Kroger, Albertsons grocery store workers vote to strike - KIRO 7 News Seattle
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
They put up a sign reading
No way
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share office space ...
Freaks and Cheeks
Nuts and Butts
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Thumbs down again.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Where's the Civil War everyone on the left said would happen?
Unacceptable again!
Still no good.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Mario Kart World Guide - All Courses, Cups, Missions, Collectibles, Tips & Tricks - Nintendo Life
No, not a chance
Still no good
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Hysterias & Posteriors
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So they tried
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Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives